Birthday Poo!

A silly little poem inspired by my recent birthday. The meter's a bit weird, but then so is the content. Tetrameter-tetrameter-trimeter with an A-B-A rhyme scheme. It's probably lyrical. Ha!

Birthday Poo


A birthday poo. A birthday poo.
That's what I'm gonna do today
When I go to the loo.

Behold, on this auspicious day,
My faecal matter's magical.
Three cheers! Hip hip hooray!

It's not a plain or normal turd.
It's gonna make the greatest plop
Your ears have ever heard.

You'll want this special excrement
But after midnight tolls, alas...
It brings your detriment.

So hurry up and grab my cack
Of annivers'ry potency.
But please don't give it back!

Hiatus is over!

Disappeared for quite a while. Guess I should do a quick recap of what was happening over autumn and winter. I think the latter part of Ramadan was typically busy for me, with very little respite. Truthfully though,I'm pretty hazy on what was going on at the end of last year. Although the fiasco with my bike was a big pain. (Problems with a burst tyre where one thing lead to another.) Oh, yeah. I went on holiday to Cyprus last autumn which was amazing. And also bought myself an e-reader (the Amazon Kindle), which got me back into reading. Indeed I discovered the formulaic fun of P.G. Wodehouse.

Nowadays I've taught myself to crochet and have made a whole load of hats. I'll have to take pics of them all and blog them sometime. Had a bit of oddness at work earlier this year. Someone was heavily flirting with me. Too much so. And since I backed off they've been very cold with me. Also, thanks to my birthday my bike has finally been fixed. Plus I used my birthday money to get a new netbook to facilitate writing. Using it now. Let's hope I don't tread on this one like the last!