Thursday, 13 August 2009

Making Babies

OK, I really need to write mini-reviews of a couple of games I've finished recently. So this is a reminder to me to do that soon. But given the positive reception of my last playful attempt at poetry, I've written something new for all my fans. I hope both of you enjoy it!


Making Babies

I feel a throbbing, deep desire that's bursting to get out,
A fiercely blazing inner fire that makes me want to shout,
"Let's make babies!"

I've got the perfect partner now, the family planning starts,
(You trap your lover with a vow, and then you trap their parts).
So in and out and out and in - this ain't no cricket game.
It's serious and sexual fun, with one specific aim...
To make babies!

A cloud on the horizon lurks, a problem blocks the way.
Don't worry, folks, our plumbing works. But both of us are gay.
Can sperm meet sperm and interact, with bottom as a womb,
Subverting biologic fact, and thus bring life to bloom?
We need a miracle of luck, so now you see our trouble.
One gives then takes; in turns we fuck - to make our chances double
And make babies!

We try sooo haaard. Is hope too blind? Reality has won.
Reluctantly I change my mind and turn the oven on.
"Let's make cookies!"

2 comments:

  1. Love it! Love it! Love it!

    It's funny that you mention the cookies: I always had that theory that my lovers and I make love in the kitchen and make pastries and such, just like the way others make love in their bedroom and make babies!

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  2. this poem reminds me slightly of MILK
    I love the thoughts and the tone in this poem. I like some of the euphemisms you have come up with (plumbing. LOL!)

    You keep getting better mister

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